Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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