North Korea, Best Korea!
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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