: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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