I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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