yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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