That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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