Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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