Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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