yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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