Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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