Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just gift wrapped bread.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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