is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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