is your mom at the bar?
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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