she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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