I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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