STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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