My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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