from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Shame - the story of my life.
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