some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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