So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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