You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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