fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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