There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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