I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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