You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Randomize
