He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You need Xanax blowdarts
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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