Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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