This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize