Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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