new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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