On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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