Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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