wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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