I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
operation harelip BJ is a go
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Randomize
