ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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