Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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