I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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