so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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