Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Randomize
