i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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