I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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