what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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