I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
