girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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