He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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