Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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