Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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