you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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