just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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