We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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