What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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