Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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