I can't breathe out the right side of my face
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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