Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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