I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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