I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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