I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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