just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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